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yourenotaloneinthis: allweneedtomakeitthrough: hecklocki: londonrains: pernillo: veiledsentiments: the-absolute-funniest-posts: headlikeanorange: A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC) This gif represents my life.  ^ GPOY A tumblr user sees their long-distance friend on the webcam. Unfortunately for the tumblr user, they can’t crawl into their computer. a fangirl sees her favourite celebrity. Unfortunately, she can’t marry a .jpg picture. This is me at the Kings Cross Station. Most precisely between the platforms 9 and 10. hahahaha - this is clearly me.

yourenotaloneinthis:

allweneedtomakeitthrough:

hecklocki:

londonrains:

pernillo:

veiledsentiments:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

headlikeanorange:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

This gif represents my life. 

^ GPOY

A tumblr user sees their long-distance friend on the webcam. Unfortunately for the tumblr user, they can’t crawl into their computer.

a fangirl sees her favourite celebrity. Unfortunately, she can’t marry a .jpg picture.

This is me at the Kings Cross Station. Most precisely between the platforms 9 and 10.

hahahaha - this is clearly me.

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

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tranniesandgrannies:

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  • 2007: 17 and pregnant
  • 2008: 16 and pregnant
  • 2009: 15 and pregnant
  • 2010: 14 and pregnant
  • 2011: 13 and pregnant
  • 2012: 12 and pregnant
  • ...
  • 2023: fetus and pregnant